The SMH is reporting that J*mes Bl*nt's 'Goodbye My Lover' is the most requested funeral song. This means a great increase in life expectancy as the terminally ill struggle to hold on to that last breath of precious life, knowing that if they shuffle off the mortal coil they'll be seen into their eternal rest by one of the most annoying songs ever. Bonus item: Mitch Benn's “I May Just Have To Murder James Blunt”.
And to close, an announcement: At my funeral, I demand the Dead Kennedys' “Too Drunk To Fuck”.
posted @ Tuesday, October 3, 2006 10:58 AM