Some of you may be familiar with this man
His name, you may believe, is "Sean The Blogonaut".
Well, I can reveal, yes folks, you heard it here first, that the man in the picture is merely an actor, picked from the cheaper end of a Sydney casting agency's "serious yet handsome" list, in order to carry out my dastardly, pseudonymical plan.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am Sean The Blogonaut.
My macchiavellian scheme would have worked, too, were it not for some meddling kids.
I am, in the end, particularly proud of my achievements while writing as "Sean". A Monthy MIller Award, some...