Look, I hate posting chat logs, but on this occasion, it's the best way. Chat logs from Lord Of The Rings Online:
[To Kinship] how was the new train, btw?
[Kinship] Farmerbob: ok
[Kinship] Farmerbob: other then being arrested
[To Kinship] ?
[Kinship] Farmerbob: fail
[Kinship] Farmerbob: haha
[To Kinship] bit of lag happening here
[Kinship] Farmerbob: some lady on the train didnt like my talking on my phone
[To Kinship] so you got arrested?
[To Kinship] what, did you kill her or something?
[Kinship] Farmerbob: she was a police officer
[To Kinship] @#$%&
[Kinship] Farmerbob: haha
[Kinship] Farmerbob: i was talking to my phone and the lady was @#$%&*!
[Kinship] Farmerbob: so i told my wife some @#$% wants me to stop talking on my phone
You looted 7 silver pieces and 9 copper coins.
[Kinship] Farmerbob: fail
[To Kinship] NICE
[Kinship] Farmerbob: so she flashed her badge and said stop talking or ill arrest you
[To Kinship] @#$% how is that legal?
[Kinship] Farmerbob: and i said ok
[Kinship] Farmerbob: it gets beter
You sense that a creature is nearby but hidden from your sight.
[Kinship] Farmerbob: i told my wife she went mental and said hows that legal
[Kinship] Farmerbob: so she called the cops
[To Kinship] FFS!
[To Kinship] complaint! BLOG IT!
[Kinship] Farmerbob: the cops said thats not legal
[To Kinship] POLICE STATE!!
[Kinship] Farmerbob: and asked for her badge number
[Kinship] Farmerbob: and her name
[To Kinship] hahahahahahahaha!!!
[Kinship] Farmerbob: she refused
[To Kinship] @#$%&*! hell
[Kinship] Farmerbob: before i would give her my details
[Kinship] Farmerbob: i said fail
[To Kinship] awesome
You have spotted a creature attempting to move stealthily about.
[Kinship] Farmerbob: so she ok if you wanna play games ill arrest you then give me your details
[Kinship] Farmerbob: so she did
[Kinship] Farmerbob: i said fail again and called the police
[To Kinship] this is completely @#$%&*! brilliant
[Kinship] Farmerbob: they said dont tell her @#$% will sort it out
The Moria Scout incapacitated you.
[Kinship] Farmerbob: she refused to get off the train at woywoy and the cops couldnt be assed to do anything else
[Kinship] Farmerbob: the end
[To Kinship] so dead, cause this story is too awesome to fight to
[To Kinship] that's @#$%&*! mental. did you get her name in the end?
You succumb to your wounds.
[Kinship] Farmerbob: nope
[Kinship] Farmerbob: nothing
[Kinship] Farmerbob: she just wanted my name
[Kinship] Sucamarto: so you were on the train for hoe long
[Kinship] Farmerbob: and threatend to arrest me
[Kinship] Farmerbob: but then just gave up
[Kinship] Farmerbob: it was mostly gay
[To Kinship] what a stupid faily @#$%&
[Kinship] Farmerbob: lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!