The nature of error, in being unexpected

Cast your eyes over the following screenshot

Unexpected, eh?

This raises the question

"When exactly is an error expected?"

Surely if you expect an error, it's not actually an error? It's merely the outcome you thought would take place.

Yes, OK, it fits the dictionary definition "a deviation from accuracy or correctness; a mistake, as in action or speech", but that's not the point.

The point is that "error", in its form as a synonym for "mistake" probably isn't the ideal word to apply to the outcome of a computer program when coupled with "unexpected". If you expect it, it's not an error. If it is an error, it's something unexpected.

Redundant tautology is redundant.

But I'm still stymied by the fact that I can't describe the condition in a better way. Unexpected outcome? Doesn't seem right to me. Unknown error? Abnormal exit?

So, my dear blog readers, can you help redefine this most annoying Microsftism?

posted @ Friday, October 8, 2010 3:28 PM

 
 
 

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# re: The nature of error, in being unexpected

Left by Dave The Happy Singer at 10/8/2010 3:33 PM
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'When exactly is an error expected?'

When the regex /(.*)myspace\.com(.*)/, applied to the current URL, returns > 0 matches?

# re: The nature of error, in being unexpected

Left by shellity at 10/8/2010 3:34 PM
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Do away with the flouncy wouncy adjective altogether. "An error has occurred". Does it for me.

# re: The nature of error, in being unexpected

Left by Frozen Summers at 10/8/2010 3:35 PM
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Its Microsoft. Shouldn't you always expect an error? ;-)

# re: The nature of error, in being unexpected

Left by Tabs at 10/8/2010 3:58 PM
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slow news day?

# re: The nature of error, in being unexpected

Left by Jason at 10/8/2010 3:59 PM
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Slow news day? nope. Day when I've seen this error about 100 times.

I've finally gone insane.

Wait, what?

InsanER

# re: The nature of error, in being unexpected

Left by Steve at 10/8/2010 5:41 PM
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The 'error' message I love most is one from MSAccess. It reads and I quote, in full.

There is no message for this error.

WTF?

# re: The nature of error, in being unexpected

Left by Tabs at 10/8/2010 5:47 PM
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"Day when I've seen this error about 100 times"

well maybe you should buy it some flowers and chocolates :P
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